mcc thinks, and begins to drift off...
and soon, a vision comes to him..

(idea) by Dem Bones

I am Ryan Postma,
prince of Everything Development Company and defender of the secrets of the Database.
This is JessicaPierce, my fearless friend.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword to nate and said,
"By the Power of MySQL!"
JessicaPierce became the mighty EDB,
and I became Dem Bones, the most powerful man in the universe.
Only three others share this secret:
Our friends, Knifegirl, The-Fez, and Sensei.
Together, we defend Castle E2 from the evil
Masters of the Universe!
cue horrible MIDI

oh God, i'm going to regret this one