Ok guys. The morning is not the time this is important. If you've got morning wood
, wait a few minutes and it will go away. If you have to think of your Grandma on the toliet
Now some advice, if she's ready and waiting in the other room and you gotta pee NOW, smack your dick. Yeah, smack your dick. I usually go with a right handed smack to the upper half. It'll get soft real quick. Don't force it down, slip and stroke hurts enough. Jeez, don't abuse yourself. Just put the smack down.
Now pee quick, get in there, and hope you didn't ruin the mood.