"So, what kind of work do you do?"

"And how exactly does that contribute to society?"

  • I design hardware for construction companies to test materials.
  • I teach teenagers the value of great literature.
  • I provide babies and young children a loving environment while their parents are at work.
  • I take care of injections at the hospital whenever they're needed.
  • I develop intranet tools to help small businesses organize their projects.
  • I serve restaurant customers their food and help them to feel comfortable while they're there.
  • I organize and update the books and media that people can use freely every day.
  • I design logos and ads to inform people about new products.
  • I strip and dance on a platform for tips from men who have left their girlfriends, wives, and/or self-respect somewhere else.