Last night I had the most unerotic series of sexual dreams ever. There was anal sex, vaginal sex (both with a dildo), and some round girl (and I mean that literally, like the girl in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory only not so big) in a band uniform on stage with a dildo hidden in her pants. She was trying to use it hands free without anyone knowing. This was, of course, very confusing and very non-titillating

Then I was sitting on the ground next to a girl who must have been in a chair, all I could see of her was her legs. Her legs were together and I was moving my hand slowly between her thighs. This was the only good part.

The dream left me confused and very unhorny. Then I had a series of dreams about noding that dream. It was very annoying.