user since
Sat May 1 1999 at 00:55:00 (18.4 years ago )
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Wed Jul 30 2008 at 23:34:36 (9.2 years ago )
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I dream in HTML
school/company
Mechnical Engineering @ University of Glasgow + Internet Production Manager @ Subcity Radio
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you're a long time dead
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lemme see.. i'm me. i'm 18, scottish, bored, and haven't had breakfast yet - so if anyone's got some cheerios, feel free to send 'em on over. my homepage is at http://www.thegeek.co.uk/ and i currently have a dislike of capital letters...

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<lawnjart> CHRIST DEMANDS CONSUMPTION!
<booyaa> cheers rara and lawn.. i just need some starter books i dread that i may have to get a student's physics book too :(
lawnjart tips his hat and explodes in a red spray...((boom))
<fondue> CHRIST DEMANDS A BISCUIT!
IainB hands CHRIST A BISCUIT
<fondue> No, no ... he's over there in that sidecar.
<Jesus H Christ> Thanks for the biscuit.
<IainB> anytime J, anytime
Jesus H Christ POLITELY REQUESTS ANOTHER BISCUIT!
EDB has swallowed Jesus H Christ *BURP*
IainB POLTELY REQUESTS SOME MOTHERFUCKING RENUMERATION FOR THE BISCUIT-RELATED STRESS (then hands CHRIST a biscuit)
<holliman> oh no poor jesus!
ryano offers IainB some reMUNeration instead
<holliman> well if he really is the son of god he could just will his way out of that borging
IainB giggles at EDB
ryano can't resist the call of the pedantic
<IainB> i don't care for spelling...
<Jet-Poop> Oh, man. The BORG ate the LORD...