Akin to the
philosopher's stone, but applicable to
computers,
programs, and
programmers. It has the ability to turn a poor
nerd into a great
hacker, or code from
Microsoft into something that dosn't
crash when it is
run. When
sprinkled over a
keyboard tyops are always
spelled correctly. When mixed with
java becomes either a
drink that lets one
code all night long, or lets the code actually run on all
platforms. A
debugger with access to this will catch the
error before the
panic. Most importantly, programs will always
Do the Right Thing.
Unfortunately, this substance is in short supply. If you should find any resonable quantity of it, I beg of you, dump it in Redmonds drinking supply.