When I get mail, its a complaint that mail
And now, I'm not getting any mail - its because mail isn't working at all.
And so I sit back, pull out my harmonica, and play dem postmaster blues.
Oh sendmail, why are you so mean to me?
I swear, I didn't change anything.
And yet, someone found an open SMTP relay
And now I have to clean out the queue
Oh, I've got the blues, I've got the postmaster mqueue blues
Oh RFC822, what did I ever do to you?
Hell no! I don't love you, keep that worm out of my spool.
(Please /msg with additional verses if you should happen to know what I'm feeling)