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mE123
Tue Aug 01 2000 at 19:14:36
It's
scary
how many of theses apply to me
Your favorite sport is
Tetris
.
You talk to your
computer
.
You
argue
with your
computer
.
Your
computer
has its own
phone line
.
You have
dream
s involving your
computer
.
You remember how to use
DOS
.
Your
home page
is longer than your
resume
.
You've ever installed
Linux
.
You always understand
Dilbert
.
You regularly drink
Jolt cola
.
You spend more time on the
Internet
than you do
sleeping
.
You've ever been
dumped
for paying too much attention to your
computer
.
Someone mentions
foreign language
and you think "
Cobol
".
You've ever considered getting a
tattoo
of the "
Intel Inside
" logo.
You check your
email
before you check your
answering machine
.
You've ever tried to see how far you can move the
mouse
without turning off the
screen saver
. (Don't tell me, I'm the only one that does this)
You
tinker
with
computers
at work all day, and when you finally get off
work
, you
rush home
to
tinker
with your
computer
.
You know exactly how much
hard drive space
you have free, but you don't know your
spouse's birthday
.
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pr0n
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