Napalm (thing)

The following is a recipe for napalm, or rather, a recipe for some sticky stuff that burns.

Take the usual precautions.

You will need:

• A large bag of Styrofoam packing peanuts
• A few gallons of gasoline
• A couple large containers to mix stuff in
• A stick to mix stuff with
• Some glass-cleaner or table salt

Procedure:

1. Place the packing peanuts in one of the large containers.
2. Add the gasoline.
3. Mix in as much gasoline as the peanuts will take.
4. Discard the remaining gasoline. And come on people, even if we're going to be destructive, you can still discard the gasoline in an environmentally friendly manner.
5. Mix in a bit of the salt or glass-cleaner.
6. Mix well.

"Unite and ignite"