It’s
always the same, isn’t it.
You
decide to give up tranquilizers—for good, this time—then you walk in on your grandson, shaving his legs and wearing your best dress pumps.
You
need help. But you don’t need a shrink.
What
you need is a cup of hot joe and some sound advice.
But
where can you find psychological help and
hearty, cafeteria fare?
You
can find it all here at Psych-o-teria.
Listen
to what Bob H. says:
I
was a nervous wreck! With Mother always bringing home strays—then “forgetting” to feed ‘em—I mean, there’s only so much room in a crawlspace. But thanks to the good folks at Psych-o-teria, and their
no-nonsense advice, I’m getting my own place—maybe even this year!
At
Psych-o-teria, we’re “committed” to giving you good food, dished
up with some practical, homespun wisdom. Just tell us your dilemma—and we’ll
serve up the answer!
Come on down, and remember, here at Psych-o-teria, our motto is: when you feel like
you’re going bananas, what’s better than banana cream pie.