found this thing the other day, it’s sort of hard to describe; you'd know what I mean if you saw it.
I brought it home and put it on top of the desk. I
woke up late the next day, grabbed my keys from the desktop. It seemed
bigger. The thing I mean, not the desktop. But I was in a hurry. I went to work and forgot about it.
That night when I came home, it was still on top of the desk. Bigger. Definitely. It was hanging off the desktop like melted mozzarella. I got a spatula, scooped it up and put it on the counter in the kitchen.
stood there looking at it. Some time passed and it
didn’t seem to be getting any bigger. Now I felt a little silly. I left it on the counter and went to bed.
the morning, the
thing had grown ten times the size it was before.
It gets bigger every day. You'd know what I mean if you were here.
I saw a woman once, she was sitting in a car. She had long, silky blond hair.
woman turned her head. It was really an afghan hound.
It's sort of like that thing.