- That you get to come too when you're
- ... OK, fine, or at least that you should get to come at some
after or during fucking, and that he should in fact give a damn
- That the housewives that didn't were missing out, and that
sacrifice isn't cool; nor is stoicism, heroism, or love for
- That you have a CLITORIS and damn it's
- That just lying there and letting him hump at you won't do it.
- What to do instead of just lying there and letting him hump at
- That showing him where your CLITORIS
- In fact, that he probably actually wants to know where it is
enjoy this all
much better once you're starting to act like more than a hole in
- That you're probably going to have to teach him to give head.
And no, that it's not fair that
really taught you and you were
to be able to suck him off like a vacuum
from Day #1, but that that's how
it goes. And that if he won't give you head there's a 50/50 chance that he
doesn't know how!!!!
- That he's not annoyed at you for wasting his time by
help him to help you orgasm!
- That, as rewarding as it is, the sheer knowledge that he got off and
you're oh so very very very much in love with him does not make you
- That you're kidding yourself if you think it
Oh yeah, and all that other stuff about cars and
power tools and stuff like that goes too. Um, yeah. This may seem common sense to you, but I know how long it took me to figure it out, and it sickens me. I know how many people have yet to figure it out and it doesn't actually sicken me, so to speak. It just makes me really, really sad.