I had some really weird
I discovered I had big lumps on my head, just under the skin. I could push them around without problem, and eventually found a point on my left leg where I could push them out through a slit, and find out what the lumps actually were. I don't remember what the first lumps turned out to be, but the next to last was a newly baked bread, and the last was a stack of paper and a square flat bone. This had me slightly worried; how did these objects get under my skin?
I also made lots of slices of bread with blueberry and orange-jam, made a stack of them, put the stack sideways in a glass tray. Then I had cheese on it and put the whole mess in the oven. Yuck.