Bartender on The Simpsons. Moe is a very ugly-looking Italian who used to be gorgeous but got messed up in the boxing ring. He has a thing for Midge, who is actually Marge Simpson. He lives in a decent-looking house but is almost always seen in his tavern, Moe's Tavern. He teaches a class at the community college on how to keep your fly girl away from the homies. He is very protective of Barney, his best customer at the bar, even though Barney has a bar tab huge enough to be calculated by NASA.