Menards is a hardware and home improvement franchise in the Midwest. Its spokesperson is an old guy who looks like a cross between Donahue and John Madden. He is very enthusiastic about how much money he saves at Menards. His trite comments are placed above banjo music. Although he was dropped and replaced by a girl with really big, square glasses, he has come back to do a couple more commercials. Long live Menards guy.