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Thu Jan 11 2001 at 19:58:48
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Retrieve
4 slices of hazelnut bread
.
Place on counter.
Retrieve
gudens spicy mustard
.
Place on counter.
Retrieve
kraft mayo
.
You guessed it,
place that on the counter too
, buddy.
Make more
room
on the counter by
putting other shit away
.
Retrieve
thin sliced pickles
.
Place on counter.
Retrieve
dry salami
.
Place on counter.
Retrieve
kraft cheese slices
.
Place on counter.
Lay out
bread
on counter.
Spread
mayo
on each
slice
. Just enough to keep the
salami
glued in.
Squirt mustard juice into sink
.
Comment
about how mustard juice
makes you feel
.
Squirt
mustard
onto 2 of the slices on
top
of the mayo.
Place 2
thin-sliced pickles
onto the pieces of bread that have no mustard on them. 2 Each.
Put the
pickles
,
mustard
,
mayo
and
knife
away.
Place 8 pieces of
salami
on the side with mustard on it.
Use 1
single of cheese
per
sandwich
,
rip
into three pieces,
spread
out on top of salami.
Press
pieces of bread together.
Scream
at the top of your lungs "
It's alive! Aliveeee!
"
Admire your creation
.
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.
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.
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