What are your ideas on parenting?
Well, the only really profound idea I've had about parenting has to be that when my child(ren) reaches the age of 18 I want to drop them off in a strange city on the other side of the country. I will provide them with five hundred dollars, a 1987 Volkswagen Scirocco, and a bag of clothing. Then I shall let them figure out the real world for a year or so. It did wonders for me. My strange city was Sacramento.