I have been a minister since March 5 of this year. You, too, can have the power to forgive others' sins and preach your beliefs (legally) to anyone who wants to listen. You even get an official certificate to show all your friends. For an extra five dollars, you can buy such titles as Llama, Goddess, or Druid. Sweet!

Just get yourself to this site:
http://www.ulc.net/