Yossarian's School of Badassary (idea)

As Dean of Bar Fights I'd like to invite you to check out my courses:

• Bar Fighting 101
• Drunken Boxing 102
• Weaponry 201
• Ethics 203
• Dating through Bar Fighting 301

I also offer graduate level courses in both Drunken Boxing and Weaponry. We are currently accepting applications, please apply within.
Thank you,
just a guy
Dean of Bar Fights