Language is fun to play with - learn to write sentences like this:
"Her brown wedgies squeaked with discount price defiance as she walked redly and pinkly along the broken brick sidewalk." (John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces)
Coolest quote I've ever seen:
"We have tamed lightning and used it to teach sand to think."
Unfortunately I can't attribute it - if you thought this up, holler!