Yesterday, October 17, 2000, I was so bored that I went and microwaved a freebie AOL CD-ROM. So, I put the CD into the microwave, and pressed 'Start'. These weird blue sparks crackled over the CD, and I panicked and turned it off. I took out the CD, and it was cracked. There were big cracks and little cracks in a radial pattern. But, the weird thing was that they were inside the clear plastic part of the CD, so although it looked really cracked, it wasn't possible to feel the cracks at all. However, I was still bored.

I will now go and write, a million times, "I am not a potential candidate for the Darwin Awards" .