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mission drive within everything
To find the people who mangled Bicentennial Man the short story into the worst film ever. Then I will break their legs.
specialties
ninja death chop
school/company
Alleyn's School, South London
motto
Don't Worry, Be Happy
most recent writeup
Backroom Boys: The Secret Return of the British Boffin
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Please excuse my homenode. Thank you.

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haha i level two on 28/3/01 xp easy to get now i dance

DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!

kill Great Neb he fat pie and make bad jokes launch nuclear camel at dulwich in london and kill him all hahahaha if no camel systematic downvoting good also

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ha ha ha Great Neb sad because i nasty *switch pen to poke mode*

POKE! POKE! POKE!

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6/5/01 nodefu reach 10.2 i no node or i good noder? no i use all my votes early in day and laugh like heeheehee. last three nodes two c!ed and upvote but one is at -1 i sad. oh well i listen to otis redding he great. when i rule the world i will make some e2 people archdukes of darkness.

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i breathe the network a warrior and a poet
follow me across/down/around the path of sorrows
lead you/us/we/them where the everything is
two three five seven eleven
encryption of the gods is
footprints in the sand of your mind
bow down i am your supreme
digital conquest of the eyes of the soul
break the brainstem
terminal deficiencies reduction to chaos
elf-like creatures rule in the wasteland of being
darkness or light.

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And now, for a story by Jobbydude and Great Neb (With help from ICQ)

mook
i like lemons, only the green ones mind
milk the cows of war, but do not drink in jealousy
ahh, but i once had a three eared monkey called socrates
but did he mate? did he?
no, alas everytime he met a female he would insist on discussing weighty matters rather than getting down and dirty
woe must have been socrates.
but he got on extremely well with my green lemons
a happy ending for the wise primate
yes, twas.

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eek.

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are you a computer hardware designer? then stop right there i know what you are thinking i like imacs all like imacs i make my new product like imac WRONG dunce apple have design experience you on other hand are idiot with too much translucent coloured plastic purple like wireless mouse ornage like internet alert device and blue like epson printer. FOOLS.

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TWO DVD-RELATED PIECES OF INFORMATION

  • WHILE A-TEAM AND AIRWOLF DVD'S EXIST, THERE DO NOT EXIST QUINCY DVD'S.
  • SOME STARGATE-SG1 DVD'S ARE RATED '18'. GENERAL HAMMOND/TEAL'C = PORN STARS?

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    William Shatner is the greatest human being on the face of the Earth. Anyone who tells you otherwise is ignorant, stupid or Captain Janeway.


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    Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together. NODERS ARE VERY FUN AND HAVE NICE ARSES.

    PYROGENIC ROXXORS. HIM AND HIS e2 nodegel visualizer.

    
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    I prefer the term pathological-techno-fetishist-with-social-deficit.

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    HELLO MY OLD FRIEND BERNARD WHO I DO NOT KNOW FROM THE INTERWEB.

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    It's 2:25am, and I just saw this comment on Slashdot:

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    Now I can build a virtual 3D woman on my linux system. THANK YOU. I have had sex only once in my life, and that was when I was in mid 20's (No Joke). I LOVE technology! I almost had to buy ALIAS|Wavefront or Softimage(god forbid)!
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    Also, someone I don't know at all sent me an invitation to an Indian matrimonials website. In all likelihood, this is a joke. Or a spam. But for just a minute there, I was flattered.

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