Dad's back home, finally. doctors say "one night.. two nights"... finally "let him go home."

Dad on phone tonight: "Well the iv... I don't know what they put in me but it made me pee all day. Yeah we found a solution to the drought, just stand me in the middle of it and let me rotate. And they made me pee in a jar so they could, I don't know, COUNT it or something! With somebody watching me the whole time, and I had my own briefs from home but you know those little gowns. Tubes in my nose and and wires everywhere, I looked like a Halloween thing. But it's over. Yeah, now it's Thanksgiving!" Cracks up laughing, tells me this call is costing me a fortune and to go eat a vitamin and go to bed.