...but I smonk anyway, cuz it's just SO DAMN GOOD! I see them smonks out there ever' day, bein' all cute and furry and hot damn if I don't just get that smonkin' urge! It's an OBSESSION! If I don't smonk, I get all jittery, and end up messing myself in public. And that SUCKS!

This was a nodeshell. I filled it. Yay for me.
...and I even finished my writeup before wharfinger. Doubleplusyay for me.