Fear not, for most
newfangled water bottles have a little
seal that breaks on a dull
spike on the water cooler, so the days of
making a mess of yourself are nearly over.
Of course, try all I could, I still was unable to penetrate that seal without splashing water all over the place. Apparently, you need the combined strength of superman and the downward velocity of a concorde in freefall to successfully break that seal. This can lead to creative forms of bottle dropping, and can also lead to very messy offices.
ximenez: I'm sure if
Budweiser took over the water cooler, nobody would complain. Especially at work, and around
happy hour.