Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker (idea)

• Noders do it for hours
• If you're tailgating, you're going in my next node
• Embrace [       ] 's
• Level 13 or Bust!
• My C!'ed node beat up your node
• My other car is a Death Borg
• Just say node

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• Your radical ideas about tailgating me have already occurred to others
       ...and those others are no longer capable of driving.