"A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord: even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord". (Deuteronomy 23:2).

Translation: If your mom's not married when you're born, you don't get into Heaven. Neither do your kids. Or your kids' kids. All the way down for 10 generations.

It's a good thing I don't believe in Heaven or Hell.

You know... once you stop believing in the Bible... and then the afterlife.. life's just not worth living anymore..

Because if you don't believe in the afterlife... once you die, you're dead, and nothing matters anymore anyways.

I'm not suicidal, and this is not a plea for help.
Quizro: Thanks for clearing that up. :) While this didn't immediately change me into a happy Christian, it may be a brick in the path.