user since
Thu Oct 26 2000 at 00:09:30 (16.8 years ago )
last seen
Thu Oct 28 2004 at 06:46:01 (12.8 years ago )
number of write-ups
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level / experience
0 (Initiate) / 112
mission drive within everything
One day, to make a rich man (or woman. I'm an equal opportunity trophy wife) very, very unhappy.
specialties
Can program in a bunch of different languages, dissertations on why Ralph Nader "kicks ass! woo!", Simpsons quotes
school/company
High School
motto
"Everyone should be quotable once in awhile."
most recent writeup
dysfunctional family
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I'm a young, embittered young lass who resides in America's lovely hypocritical affluent suburbia. I spend most of my time on chatting up and corrupting the nation's youth, participating in the detention center of the mind that they call High School, and particpating in various theatrical activities (most are goofy and not worth inquiring about. I had to sleep with the director to get in to them, anyway).

I enjoy a good battle on Junkyard Wars, a lot of popularly imported British Television (Red Dwarf, Robot Wars, Absolutely Fabulous, Fawlty Towers, and Monty Python), comic books (Adam Warren is my hero, as I have a substancial amount of Dirty Pair comics as well as Gen13) and an extensive knowledge of much of the more twisted online comics. I also enjoy a good game of Starcraft/Warcraft (except not on this crappy computer) and any other game where the main objective is to blow a lot of crap up. Boys tend to think I cheat.

I work part time as a waitress at a retirement community close to my home. Next year, I'm hoping to switch employment to a local comic book shop so I can get my hands onto their stuffed Cthulhu doll. I'm afraid, though, being the only female employed there every day would be theme day for me in an attempt to boost business. "Hello, my name is Lois Lane. How may I serve you? Don't forget, Fridays are Flux Fridays. Come see me (sigh) dress up as that hot heroine, Aeon Flux."

I think this is enough on things you probably don't care about. Check out Wonkodsane for decent writing around here, because you're not getting any with me.