Dont forget them asking questions like:
Why did you become a Computer Science major? Everyone knows that IT is the better feild.
Don't you know that Microsoft Access is the only database tool an we use here?
You wrote that in C++? You can't do that. Re-write it in VB now!
Let me guess your one of those crazy UNIX gurus?
You don't use Windows at home? What kind of an animal are you?
All of the above are close to true life experiences.