Ring ring! I pick up the phone.
Me: Hello?
Dr. Milstein: Hi Jennifer. I've gone over your file again, and I realized I made a misdiagnosis. You don't have WPW Syndrome. You don't need a radiocatheter ablation.
Me: I don't? Woo-hoo!
Dr. Milstein: We will still have to do a procedure, though.
Me: What kind of procedure?
Dr. Milstein: I'm going to have to perform rhinoplasty on you.
Me: I need a nosejob? For my heart? WHY?!?
Dr. Milstein: It's not any old rhinoplasty. It's cardiac rhinoplasty.
I woke up laughing.