Last night I dreamed about 3 black-haired women who created an evil anti-aging beauty product
. One minute they were after me to try to put me into their concoction
, and the next they changed their minds and tried to sell me the product
. I was very tempted
to buy it, but when I met a little boy whose hand
had been thrown into the mix, I deemed the entire beauty business evil and had them all arrested
. At some point, there was a high-speed car chase
When I woke up, I was a year older. It was a perfectly pleasant day to turn 24.