You know you are addicted to Everything when (idea) by illusionist

Or:

You can't go to bed without 5 XP
In the middle of sex you think... "This is a waste of time, I'm not getting any XP."
You are pissed because the presidential elections only give you one vote.
You write -1 next to graffiti on the bathroom wall.
E2 is your homepage (that one hit home for a few)
You get a C! tatoo
You think of wireless internet, and you think "nodes anytime"
Your handwriting has brackets in it
You have nightmares about EDB. "It's gonna eat me. I'm not tasty, I'm not, I'm really not! No!!!" (*insert cold sweat here*)
Your parents look for you in the chatterbox

Addicted to Everything 2	EDB	Questions I'd like to ask my father	The paper airplanes we threw out the window
rent-a-cop	free beer	All Tomorrow's Parties	Dream Log: January 29, 2002
Personal Command Line Everything	smurf	Freedom of Information Act	10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
Great Britain	:P	Darth Vader	Haiku
I'm an Addict	This year has flown	Editor Log: September 30, 2000

You know you are addicted to Everything when (idea)