had no choice
. The above situation
, and situations like that are compounded
by the presence of the deaded
"shorter than the other ones" urinals. These are also to be avoided at all costs
. Do you want the gimpy urinal
? Why do they have those in adult bathrooms anyways
? There is no way out.
another rule to urinal ettiquette
: Through the implication
of any other rule, never [squeeze another man into the short
er urinal. Bad karma
look upon you!
The real situations also arise when there are only even numbers
of urinals: (U are urinals that are taken, underscore
s are urinals that are occupied)
1 2 3 4
U | _ | U | _
Now which one do you take? 2 or 4? 4! Why? Because in urinal 2, you are violating two men
. With the choice of urinal 4, you only upset
one guy. This is an important strategy
that every man must keep in mind. Careful not to daudle
either. There are dangerous consequences
for those who do. Maybe not now, but some day...