An ex- girl friend and I were in a sauna. She looked much older than when I'd last seen her, and more beautiful. We were talking and having a good time catching up. All of a sudden, she says, "Tell me you love me."

"I can't," I say.

"Say it."

"But I don't."

She gets angry and storms out of the sauna before I can attempt to justify my position, tongue-in-cheek.

I am disappointed. I thought it was going to be one of those dreams....