In my own defense, i didn't "sell" the caps lock key to those thugs. As you all may or may not know, my dear prodigal brother ariels does have a bit of a gambling problem, in that he compulsively must lose. Unusual, yes, but also a strain on the funds. This led him to dip into our inheritance and take out huge loans... his creditors have been less than amused at his lack of payment. So, somewhere in the paperwork, they found my name and came after ME.

I was not amused.

So i let them take the caps lock. I wasn't about to get involved. He's got to learn sometime that this isn't a victimless weakness.

Sorry bro. But invoking your divine relatives won't solve all your problems.