bicycle drag race (idea)

Trouble in suburbia. You can see it in his sneer; the kid means business.
Cross the park, the Dirt Hills or the street, one end to another.
Wager something good. Like Garbage Pail Kids or the love of a beautiful woman.
Pedal harder.
Accelerate. Veer a couple of times into his path; fuck with him, don't fuck him over.
Pedal harder.
Accelerate.
Do what you can to establish eye contact.
Distract.
Divert.
Flash a dirty grin.
Pedal harder.
Accelerate.
Wipe out.