Some folk'll never
lose a toe But then again
some folk'll like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel.
(Offering
a pair of boots found on a telephone wire:) "Hey
Brandine. Ya might could wear these to your
job interview."
Brandine: An' scuff up the
topless dancin' runway? Naw. Ya best brang 'em back where from ya got 'em.
Cletus (hanging the boots back on the wire): "Here's for
a woman of less discriminatin' taste."