Some folk'll never lose a toe
But then again some folk'll
like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel.

(Offering a pair of boots found on a telephone wire:) "Hey Brandine. Ya might could wear these to your job interview."
Brandine: An' scuff up the topless dancin' runway? Naw. Ya best brang 'em back where from ya got 'em.
Cletus (hanging the boots back on the wire): "Here's for a woman of less discriminatin' taste."