user since
Mon Nov 1 2004 at 18:31:43 (13 years ago )
last seen
Wed Nov 24 2004 at 01:58:07 (12.9 years ago )
level / experience
1 (Initiate)
mission drive within everything
whisky, sodomy and bone-crushing anger
specialties
Arson, Satire, Eastern Philosohphy, Vegetarianism, Firearms
school/company
Bloody Clown Penis Productions
motto
If it bleeds we can kill it.
most recent writeup
Dirty Sanchez (thing)
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Sean Edward Owen was born on March 9, 1980 to hippie parents in Manhattan. Descibed by many as a two-fisted, semi-retarded, mick. He is a record holder in the individual medley in swimming, been arrested for public urination, wrestled a nicaraguan transvestite to the ground and successfully shot beer out of his eye. A jack of all trades and master of none, he has eeked out a living working as a bartender, chef, forklift operator , campaign strategist and a shortlived career as an amateur pornographer. He received his General Equivalency Diploma in 1997 from the Massachusetts Department of Corrections. He now lives in Vermont with his live-in partener, girlfriend and performance artist, Rachel Brooks and his two hairless cats, "Grasshopper" and "Fidel".
He is the author of 19 books and short stories including the highly acclaimed book "Ruthless Sociopath: The Strange and Terrible Saga of Mister Rogers" which chronicled the public television children's show host's life as an assassin with 96 confirmed kills during Nixon's secret war in Cambodia until his final days as a nitrous oxide-addicted pervert living in winterpark, Florida. Mr. Owen's short play "Tristan Heydolph is a Pussy" was nominated for seven tonys including Jamie Lee Curtis for her lead role as the title character for best actor.