True story.

Bar patron: Hi. Lemme have the usual.

Bartender: Hey, where you been? Haven't seen you in weeks.

Bar patron: Had to go out of town.

Bartender: Yeah? Where?

Bar patron: I was in Brooklyn.

Bartender: Brooklyn, New York?

Bar patron: Yeah.

Bartender: We're in Brooklyn now, asshole.

Bar patron: Shit! I'm still here?!

Bartender: Yeah. You've been a regular at this bar for over a year.

Bar patron: My wife is gonna be pissed.