While the full song is beautiful in its simplicity, the noder on the run may be better served by this shorter, albeit more complex, songlet.

10 LET X=99

20 PRINT X " bottles of beer on the wall, " X " bottles of beer!"

30 IF X=0 THEN GOTO 70

40 LET X=X-1

50 PRINT "Take one down, pass it around: " X " bottles of beer on the wall!"

60 GOTO 20

70 PRINT "Go to the store, buy some more: 99 bottles of beer on the wall!"

80 GOTO 10