user since
Fri Aug 18 2000 at 19:37:56 (17.2 years ago )
last seen
Mon Sep 4 2000 at 16:55:30 (17.1 years ago )
level / experience
0 (Initiate) / 3
mission drive within everything
gonna be the president one day
specialties
righteous indignation, shoe selling, trivial pursuit
school/company
grand ol' University of Michigan
motto
be nice or get the fuck away from me
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i am easily amused.
i am not easily impressed.
i am easily annoyed.

i have trouble remembering that the majority of americans are a few standard deviations to the left of me on the bell curve of intelligence. why can't people follow simple chains of logic?

my favorite words are:
quixotic
epiphany
quiet
languid

my favorite number is:
-27

i like ice cream and pez and lemonade and frosting and generally anything with too much sugar in it.

i have a strange fascination with mary-kate and ashley olsen.

i want to see the world but i am too scared to just get up and go do it.

i can't swim.

i'm afraid of the dark.

i don't get enough sleep.

i do get enough love.

i am generally happy, in a bitter, cynical sort of way.