user since
Fri Aug 18 2000 at 19:37:56 (17.8 years ago )
last seen
Mon Sep 4 2000 at 16:55:30 (17.7 years ago )
level / experience
0 (Initiate) / 3
mission drive within everything
gonna be the president one day
righteous indignation, shoe selling, trivial pursuit
grand ol' University of Michigan
be nice or get the fuck away from me
Send private message to how's my driving?

i am easily amused.
i am not easily impressed.
i am easily annoyed.

i have trouble remembering that the majority of americans are a few standard deviations to the left of me on the bell curve of intelligence. why can't people follow simple chains of logic?

my favorite words are:

my favorite number is:

i like ice cream and pez and lemonade and frosting and generally anything with too much sugar in it.

i have a strange fascination with mary-kate and ashley olsen.

i want to see the world but i am too scared to just get up and go do it.

i can't swim.

i'm afraid of the dark.

i don't get enough sleep.

i do get enough love.

i am generally happy, in a bitter, cynical sort of way.