i am easily amused.
i am not easily impressed.
i am easily annoyed.
i have trouble remembering that the majority of americans are a few standard deviations to the left of me on the bell curve of intelligence. why can't people follow simple chains of logic?
my favorite words are:
my favorite number is:
i like ice cream and pez and lemonade and frosting and generally anything with too much sugar in it.
i have a strange fascination with mary-kate and ashley olsen.
i want to see the world but i am too scared to just get up and go do it.
i can't swim.
i'm afraid of the dark.
i don't get enough sleep.
i do get enough love.
i am generally happy, in a bitter, cynical sort of way.