You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets (idea)

This is dedicated to those very special ladies of everything. I love you all:

You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets.
Your bovine fecundity stands before me like some insanely complex, yet hot rocket.

You like weird rhymes.
Your knowledge is sublime.
And I'm always happy to see you but I've never had a banana in my pocket.

Thank you and good night.