I just got my postcard from Massachusetts signed by the FAMOUS ideath!
This is, without a doubt, the best
postcard I have ever received.
The front depicts a
thin man with an unusually large
belt buckle. He sports a
goatee, long hair (which has been pulled back into
ponytail) and a surprising number of facial
tattoos: a
cobra on his forehead, four
lightning bolts on his
cheek and a trail of three tears running down from his left eye. He also appears to have the letters
L-O-V-E and
H-A-T-E tattooed onto his knuckles for some reason; finally, as if that wasn't strange enough, he also holds a sign that says:
I HAVE BEEN CERTIFIED AS MILDLY INSANE!¹.
ideath writes:
this man has stolen
your sign.
so, of course, i killed
him.
can i keep the sign?
¹ The photograph is attributed to Gillian Wearing and comes from what I can only assume is a collection entitled Signs that say what you want them to say and not signs that say what someone else wants you to say, 1992-1993.