One day at work
, we had on the TV
the movie "The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue
". And towards the end, they find all these cute little kittens captive
. And as they're being resuced they sound like they're being propelled mid-air across a field
Then it struck me.
The kitten launcher. The ultimate offensive for young professional nihilists who still want to be stylish. Just load up a modified rocket launcher with a half-dozen rabid kittens. People will run in fear of you. Punk girls will adore you. You'd be able to say "Kneel before Zod!" with confidence and class. And you'd be using cute little kittens for the weaponry we all secretly know them to be!
Because you know...The cute kitten represents violence and carnage.
And you know Aighearach
...before they invented bazookas
and rocket launchers
and heavy weaponry
and such, I'm pretty sure that's how it would work back in those days
. And I would say that having nine lives
goes to a kitten's advantage too.