There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.

Oh, and living on orange juice and losing 15 pounds will fuck you over mightily. Crash diets trash your metabolism. Doesn't matter if it's love, stress, misery or a desire for a new swimsuit that's preventing you eating.

If you want to lose weight: go on a sensible diet. Take some exercise. Sitting on your arse feeling sorry for yourself, and believing in crappy movies is not going to make you thin.

oh, thanks for reminding me, sud. hey, kids: amphetamines will help you lose weight. more fun than misery. more energy than a starved supermodel. enough hyper-activity to make you dance or talk all damn night. speed is your slimming pal!