My First Everything2 Dream
). Apologies to those involved. No noders were hurt during the making of this dream.
I woke up in the middle of the night, realising that Sensei
were downstairs in the kitchen
. I could hear them complaining that my knives
were not sharp
enough, as they opened up bottle after bottle of wine
, and I could see their shadow
s stretching up the stairs from the over-bright light there. I pulled the duvet
up around me, and wondered how to warn them about the lion
that was in the corridor
. If I shouted out, I'd wake the lion up, and it would eat them. If I crept down the stairs to warn them, the lion would pounce
and eat me.
Eventually I had the answer: I made a handful of different origami
birds, and found some cat crunchies
in my sock drawer
, so that I could bribe
the lion into placidity. By the time I got downstairs, the lion was under the kitchen table
, eating noodles
had gone, but had taken a small stack of books
, so I assumed that they had escaped unscathed. I hope I was right.