My First
Everything2 Dream (
tm). Apologies to those involved. No noders were hurt during the making of this dream.
I woke up in the middle of the night, realising that
Sensei and
Jinmyo were downstairs in the
kitchen. I could hear them complaining that my
knives were not
sharp enough, as they opened up bottle after bottle of
wine, and I could see their
shadows stretching up the stairs from the over-bright light there. I pulled the
duvet up around me, and wondered how to warn them about the
lion that was in the
corridor. If I shouted out, I'd wake the lion up, and it would eat them. If I crept down the stairs to warn them, the lion would
pounce and eat me.
Eventually I had the answer: I made a handful of different
origami birds, and found some
cat crunchies in my
sock drawer, so that I could
bribe the lion into placidity. By the time I got downstairs, the lion was under the
kitchen table, eating
noodles.
Sensei and
Jinmyo had gone, but had taken a small stack of
books, so I assumed that they had escaped unscathed. I hope I was right.