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Wed Apr 12 2000 at 20:07:12
This
game
is often played in
school
s between
unconfident teenager
s.
Rules:
Find a
member of the preferred sex
that you think is
cute
.
Affix your gaze upon this person while
ey
are not looking.
If you are caught, you may perform two actions.
Avert your gaze and
pretend
you were never looking at
em
. This option is the more
popular
of the two.
Hold eye contact. If the other party looks away, realize
you are a creep
and feel like a
jerk
. If the other party returns the stare, it will be enjoyable but uncomfortable. Break the tension by making a face, laughing, and approaching.
If you notice someone playing this game with you..
If you like this person, return the stare and eventually make
conversation
.
If you do not like this person, avert your eyes and feel uncomfortable.
Congratulations, you now have an insecure jerkwad as a stalker
.
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