This is a
how to of sorts, that will explain how to appear (pretend, if you will)
intoxicated, while remaining
sober, and having
copious amounts of fun at the same time.
First things first, round up some
shot glasses. Line them up however you wish, it's not overly important, just make sure you have them.
Now, add
water to each, yes,
water. You may choose to add a little
food colouring to create the look of an
alcoholic beverage.
Oh, I forgot to mention, you'll want to round up a few
friends, it's not quite so much fun on your own.
Upon reaching this stage, you are ready to commence with the faux-drunkin-ness. (All members must be willing to participate, or they'll just end up spoiling it for
you).
Proceed to drink the
shots as you would alcohol, possibly having contests to see who can "
down" the most quickest, etc. The more water you drink, the more fake-drunk you have to be. I swear, this is
really fun. Just go with it.
Another good way to
create the illusion of being drunk is to put a
bottle of juice in a
paper bag, and park yourself on some
street corner. (Splashing
water on your
crotch will also help create the
image). Try not to get
arrested. :)
No painful, messy
hang-overs, just good
clean fun.