.. but some are more equal than others.

The first thing that came to mind when I read the title of this node was "Animal Farm" by George Orwell.. the reasons are pretty obvious, if you've read the story. It's kind of a funny thing to say, but so true, in many ways. Try not to think about it for too long, it might make your brain hurt. (No, I'm simply pulling one over on you, it won't make your brain hurt.. at least not too badly.)

I don't think that all men are created equal.. penis size does vary, as well as intelligence, which is based on penis size (again, I'm kidding). However, they should be given equal rights regardless, unless of course they mention something like, say, oh, I don't know, slowly carving an innocent little dog's eye with a toothpick.

directions: take this node with a grain or five thousand of salt.