Arm= Chalk Farm
Army= Kate (Karney)
Arse = Khyber (Pass)or bottle and glass
Aunt= Mrs Chant
Bad= sorry and sad
Balls= cobbler's (awls)
Bank =
iron tank
Bar= near and far
Barrow= cock sparrow
Beer=
pig's (ear)
Beginner= Lilley & Skinner
Believe= Adam and Eve
Belly= Auntie Nellie
Bent= Stoke on Trent
Bill= Beecham's (Pill)
Bird= Richard the Third
Bitter= apple fritter
Boat= nanny
goat
Boil= Conan Doyle
Book= Captain Cook
Boots= daisy roots
Boozer= battle cruiser
Boss pitch and toss
Bottle= Aristotle
Box= nervo and Knox
Braces= airs and graces
Brandy= fine and dandy
Bread= Uncle Fred
Broke= hearts (of oak)
Bum = deaf and dumb
Butter=
stammer and stutter
Cab= sherbet dab
Cake= Sexton (Blake)
Candle= Harry Randall
Car=
jam jar
Card= bladder of lard
Cash= bangers and mash
Cell= flowery dell
Chair= lion's lair
Chalk = Duke of York
Cheese= stand at ease
Cheque= goose's (neck)
Cigar= lardy-dar
Clock= dickory dock
Coach =
cockroach
Coat=
weasel and stoat
Cold = taters (potatoes in the mould)
Cook= babbling brook
Copper = grasshopper
Cork= Duke Of York
Corner= Johnnie Horner
Crap= pony and trap
Crash = sausage and mash
Cripple= raspberry ripple
Crook = babbling brook
Crown = Lousy
Brown
Cupboard = Mother Hubbard
Curry= Ruby Murray
Dead = brown bread
Deaf= Mutt 'N (Jeff)
Diet= Brixton riot
Dinner = Jim Skinner
Dog= cherry (hog)
Dole= rock n' roll
Dollar= Oxford (Scholar)
Door = Rory (O'More)
Dozen= country cousin
Drink = tiddly (wink)
Dripping= Doctor Crippen
Drunk= elephant's trunk
Eyes = mince pies
Faces= airs and graces
Face= boat race
Fag = oily rag
Fanny= Jack N Danny
Fart = horse and cart
Feet= plates of meat
Fight = read and write
Fire= Anna Maria
Fish = Lillian Gish
Fist = Oliver (Twist)
Five= Jacks alive
Fiver = lady godiva
Flares Lionel’s (Blair)
Flower = April shower
Geezer = fridge freezer
Gin = Mother's ruin
Gloves = turtle doves
Go= scapa (flow)
Gravy= Army and Navy
Greek= bubble and squeak
Gutter = bread and butter
Gut= Newington (butt)
Hair = Barnet (Fair)
Hand = German (band)
Hat =tit for (tat)
Head = loaf (of bread)
Hell = ding-dong bell
Hill= Jack and Jill
Hot = peas (in the pot)
House = cat and mouse
Husband = old pot and pan
Jail=
bucket and pail
Jaw = jackdaw
Jew = four by two
Jewellery = Tom Foolery
Jock= sweaty sock
Joke = Bushey Park
Judge= Barnaby Rudge
Kid = dustbin lid
Kidney = Sydney
Kipper = Jack the Ripper
Kiss= hit and miss
Knackered= cream crackered
Knee= biscuit (and cheese)
Knickers= Alan Whickers
Labour= beggar my neighbour
Lark = Bushey Park
Later= alligator
Laugh bubble bath
Leg = bacon (and egg)
Liar= holy friar
Lies = porky pies
Liver = cheerful giver
Lodger = Artful Dodger
Look= butcher's (hook)
Lunch = kidney punch
Magistrate = garden gate
Married = cash and carried
Matches= cuts and scratches
Mate = china (plate)
Minge= Edinburgh Fringe
Minute = cock linnet
Miss= cuddle and kiss
Missis = love and kisses
Money = bees (and honey)
Mormon = Jerry O'Gorman
Mouth = north and south
Nail = monkey's tail
Nark = grass (in the park)
Neck = Gregory Peck
Newspaper = linen draper
Nose= I suppose
Own= Jack Jones
Out of order= Alan Border
Park = Noah's Ark
Penny = Abergavenny
Phone = dog and bone
Piano = Joanna
Pickle = Harvey Nichol
Piddle = Jimmy (Riddle)
Piles= farmer Giles
Pill = Jack and Jill
Pillow = weeping willow
Piss = gypsy's kiss
Pissed= Brahms and Lizst
Pocket = skyrocket
Ponce = Alphonse
Pony = macaroni
Poof = iron hoof
Poor = on the floor
Pox = nervo and know
Prick = Hampton (Wick)
Pub = rub-a-dub-dub
Queer= ginger (beer)
Quid = teapot lid
Races = airs and graces
Rain = pleasure and pain
Rent = Burton (on Trent)
Right = Isle of Wight
Road = frog and toad
Row = bull and cow
Rum = Tom Thumb
Sack = tic tac
Sack= last card in the pack
Saloon = balloon
Saw = bear's paw
Scar = Mars bar
Score= Bobby Moore
Scotch = pimple and blotch
Scouts= Brussels’s (sprouts)
Sense = eighteen pence
Shave = dig in the grave
Ship = 'a penny (dip)
Shit = Tom Tit
Shite= Barry White
Shitter = Gary Glitter
Shirt= dickey dirt
Shoes = rhythm and blues
Shovel = Lord Lovell
Sick = Tom and Dick
Silly = daffadown dilly
Sister = skin and blister
Six = chopsticks
Sixty-six = clickety click
Skins= Vera’s (Vera Lynn)
Skint = boracic lint
Slash = pie and mash
Sleep = Bo-Peep
Slippers = big dippers
Sneeze = bread and cheese
Soap = Cape of Good Hope
Sock = almond rock
Son = currant bun
Song = ding-dong
Sparrow = bow and arrow
Soup = loop the loop
Stairs = apples and pears
Starving = Hank Marvin
State = two and eight
Still = Beecham's Pill
Stink = pen and ink
Stool = April fool
Stout = salmon and trout
Stranger =Glasgow Ranger
Street = field of wheat
Suit= whistle and flute
Sun = currant bun
Supper= Tommy Tucker
Sure = Bobby Moore
Swear = Lord Mayor
Table = Cain and Abel
Tail = Alderman’s Nail
Talk = rabbit (and pork)
Tale= Daily Mail
Tea = Rosy Lea
Teeth= Hampstead Heath
Telly = custard and jelly
Thief= tealeaf
Thirst = Geoff Hurst
Ticket = bat and wicket
Tie = Peckham Rye
Till = Jack and Jill
Time = birdlime
Titties= Bristol Cities
Tits = Eartha Kits
Toast= Holy Ghost
Toes = Bromley’s (By Bow)
Tool = April fool
Tote = canal boat
Tramp= paraffin lamp
Trainers= Claire Raynor’s
Trouble= Barney Rubble
Trousers = round the houses
Twenty-two = dinky do
Turd = Richard the 3rd
Umbrella = Auntie Ella
Wage = green gage
Walk = ball of chalk
Wank = Barclays Bank
Wash= Bob Squash
Watch = Gordon & Gotch
Watch= kettle (on the hob)=fob
Water = Fisherman's Daughter
Whisky = gay and frisky
Wife = trouble and strife
Wig= Irish jig
Wig = syrup of fig
Window = burnt cinder
Wood = do me good
Word = dickey bird
Yid = front wheel skid